at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
middle aged men do this too
Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change
might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can
bold of you to assume I have the wisdom to know the difference
i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings
